BOOK BLURB
What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no carb diet?
I’ll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce—that’s what.
Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that particular wrinkle, I’ll have to finally find the source of the lurking evil.
Easier said than done. Maybe if I wasn’t pregnant and starving, I could deal with the nasty old witch who resides in a gingerbread house. Add in carb eating fairies who speak French and three rotund familiars who enjoy defacing property with profane graffiti, and what you get is almost more trouble than I can handle in my baby baking condition.
I’m still not convinced I won’t be giving birth to puppies since the smokin’ hot father of my babies is a werewolf, and NO ONE has given me ANY concrete proof to the contrary. Getting knocked up by the werewolf of my dreams was all kinds of awesome in practice, but the reality of becoming a mother scares me more than Baba Yaga’s horrendous 1980’s wardrobe.
Monstrous decisions with enormous ramifications are best handled with meticulous planning—or in my case—after eating a giant mustard slathered jelly doughnut. Neither of those options is possible at the moment, but since there is no way I’m bringing my children into a magicless world, winging it will just have to work.
Wait… Was that a contraction I just felt?
Goddess help us all…
MY REVIEW
What do you get when you have a strong witch that is also having cravings for all things carb related. A sexy wolf shifter mate who is her mate and a town that is also staying off carb . You get one cranky ass witch that can smite your butt at a moments notice . Meet Zelda and Mac and the rest of the town of Assjacket. Zelda is pregnant with twins and is one starving witch and will do anything to get those carbs . Even battle an old witch with a gingerbread house and carb eating fairies that only speak French . Will Zelda survive her pregnancy and survive the evil that is coming .
I must say these are my favourite characters, I love Zelda and Mac . Zelda is such a saucy character . I love her quick wit and smart wise cracking fly by the seat of her pants woman . She is trying to be a good girl but the carbs or the lack of them is making her cranky . She is such a fun character to read . I love her and her wise cracking attitude. Mac is her mate and one sexy alpha wolf shifter . Who is being sweet and kind with his mates pregnancy . He is trying to keep her calm and happy . Also trying to keep his Bon Jovi from being blown off . You have to read the book to find out . Its pretty funny actually what you can do with a ho ho . The rest of the gang is back . Sassy and Jeeves and the rest of the shifters . All trying to keep Zelda happy as they are suffering from the lack of carbs in their life .
This author is an author I go to when I need a laugh . This book was no exception to the rule. I love reading her work. I laughed so hard while reading I had tears rolling down my face at some parts . The words that come from that woman's mind is amazing . Her twisted sense of humor will make you go really and laugh . This is the 4th book in the series and the series just keeps getting better and better . I love the characters and always look forward to find out what they are up to . They get crazier and crazier with each book . The author takes us on a fun filled joy ride that will keep you reading well into the night and laughing continuously . Check out the Magic and Mayhem books . You will not be disappointed in the least .
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