Good morning peeps hope your week is going well. Today I have for you the third book in the Trailer Park Vampire series GUT ROT AND GARGOYLES by Hp Mallory and J.R Rain.
Something sinister’s afoot in Windy Ridge...
When my mole-rat boss (and I do mean that literal like) goes missing, I’m pretty sure something wicked this way already came.
Because Dorcas isn’t the type to miss a shift at the diner, let alone missing three danged days!
So, when Sheriff Dean and I go looking for her, and we find her trailer all topsy-turvy, the writing is pretty much on the wall. Dorcas has been mole-rat napped!
Not only that, but the singular clue left in the pile that used to be her trailer is a stone arm—one that’s as animated as Dr. Frankenstein’s creature.
Only problem? That animated arm’s got no mouth so he can’t tell us what happened.
Things only go from strange to stranger when I discover a lost dog in the cemetery. Come to find out, that lost dog is the answer to everything that’s happened.
Throw in the facts that my fangs have been hunkering for Sheriff Dean’s jugular, and Sicily’s pa decides to make a grand entrance into our lives, and my life’s just about as dramatic as one of them daytime sitcoms.
It’s times like this that I wish alcohol still had an impact on my vampire physiology ’cause if this ain’t a good enough reason for a shot o’ moonshine, I don’t know what is!
Welcome back to Windy Ridge, where things aren't what you expect to be. Twila is back and taking care of business. Dorcas has gone missing along with the rat boss. When they find her trailer over turned over and an animated arm that wants to attack anything and everything. And if things could get any worse they find a dog that could be the be the saving grace to this whole thing. Now if she can get her feeling for Sheriff Dean and wanting to take a bite of his jugular. If a shot of moon shine doesn't help them out nothing will .
Twila and the gang are back and funnier then ever. Twila is having a bad day and boy it is a bad day. She is trying to keep her vampire side under control. She is feisty and wanting to get to the bottom of what is going on. Dean back also and well and sexy as sin and helping out with everything. They are getting better and better with each book . We get to meet new and interesting characters along the way also. The best character was to me the Frankenstein arm that was attacking everyone and everything. The way these develop is so much fun to read and love.
This the third book in the series and when you start reading you will be laughing all the way through. The characters are well written and complex. We get to delve into their lives and get to see them try and get their new lives figured out. I really enjoyed this book and loved the characters and the story was a little bit out there . This is a great addition to the series so if you want to have a fun fast read check it out you will have a fun laugh out time of it .