BOOK BLURB
Forecast for today? Partly good witch, with a thirty-two percent chance of broom rage.
How in the Goddess’s name did I get stuck at the Witchypoo Convention at Rump Arena in Hexington, Kentucky? Whoops… my bad. Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky. Whatever. It’s like one cavernous indoor garage sale of “magic” crap. It’s nothing more than a convention of human wanna-be witches in pointy ankle boots and half-price black hats.
And where in the Goddess’s gauchos did these humans get their info on witch-wear? Real witches wear Prada… and Stella McCartney and Alice and Olivia and … well, you get my point.
Baba Yopaininmybutt sent me to root out the very evil shenanigans going down in the sea of faux witches, mummies and vamps. On the plus side, I’m looking forward to hotel sex with my hotter that heck werewolf mate. However, nookie time is nada. Believe it or not, a gay fainting goat shifter, a magical mystery woman and a dude who looks alarmingly like me have shown up to complicate matters.
A mystery witch is dealing in blood. I might have a twin. Where do gay fainting goat shifters come from anyway? And I will be seriously put out if I can’t have hotel sex.
But I’m motivated … by multiple big O’s.
Let the motherhumpin’ witch-hunt begin.
How in the Goddess’s name did I get stuck at the Witchypoo Convention at Rump Arena in Hexington, Kentucky? Whoops… my bad. Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky. Whatever. It’s like one cavernous indoor garage sale of “magic” crap. It’s nothing more than a convention of human wanna-be witches in pointy ankle boots and half-price black hats.
And where in the Goddess’s gauchos did these humans get their info on witch-wear? Real witches wear Prada… and Stella McCartney and Alice and Olivia and … well, you get my point.
Baba Yopaininmybutt sent me to root out the very evil shenanigans going down in the sea of faux witches, mummies and vamps. On the plus side, I’m looking forward to hotel sex with my hotter that heck werewolf mate. However, nookie time is nada. Believe it or not, a gay fainting goat shifter, a magical mystery woman and a dude who looks alarmingly like me have shown up to complicate matters.
A mystery witch is dealing in blood. I might have a twin. Where do gay fainting goat shifters come from anyway? And I will be seriously put out if I can’t have hotel sex.
But I’m motivated … by multiple big O’s.
Let the motherhumpin’ witch-hunt begin.
MY REVIEW
What would you do if you were basically ordered to check out the Witch convention where there are shenanigans going on . I mean who wants to be in an arena full of want to be witches . Especially ones in really pointy shoes and no fashion sense . That's what Zelda and Sassy are up to, they are trying to find out where the magic is coming from . When she finds out a whole lot more is going on and that Zelda might have a twin . What happens next is a lot of magic flying around and a fainting goat shifter who steals everyone's heart .
They are back Zelda and the gang and they are zanier then ever . Zelda is still kicking butt and looking good . She has taken to motherhood like a duck to water and is still healing the shifters . She is also really growing up and becoming the head witch that everyone wants . Sassy is well she is just a bubble headed as always but you got to love her . Mac, Jeeves and the guardian cats are back and hilarious as ever. We meet some new characters in this book .Zack who is the splitting image of Zelda and is under a bad curse . He is hurting so much and you will love him. You will really want to wrap him up in a blanket and hug him . Then we have Zorro , oh my goodness I love him . He is a hoot and you will laugh whenever he is in a scene . He is the first fainting goat shifter I have ever read and he is so funny . Willow is so sweet and kind and such a bubbly personality and when you find out what she is you will love her more .
I sat down and read this book in an evening . I have never laughed so hard these are such fun feel good reads . The characters are amazing and complex . The story lines are great and you will fall in love with each and ever one . There is action and adventure and some romance in this book . You will not be able to put it down . Just remember that when you read this book don't drink anything you might laugh so hard you will snort liquid cause you are laughing so hard . The most important thing that you will take away from this book is that family is everything . Not just the family you are born into but the family you make along the way and the people in your heart are is what matters the most .
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